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The Blonde's New Shoes
A young blonde was on holiday and driving through Zambia. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own croc, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the Kafue river, determined
to catch a croc.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the river where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot croc swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and hauls it onto the bank of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the croc onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out S#@*&..........THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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